SNOWMAN
Do you want to build a snowman? Perhaps not …
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STAR
Everyone wants to look their best at Christmas – and forever.
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Elf
Christmas elves can be such fun. Drink up to keep the chill away.
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Tree
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree – stop killing me.
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Mincepies
A festive staple the mince pie – these are just irresistible.
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Wreath
Granny has been so generous this year.
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Wish
It’s so heartwarming when a long lost relative comes to visit at Christmas.
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Turkey
He’s big, and he’s beautiful. And perhaps … brighter than you think.
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Party
Old and new friends can party hard in this desolate mansion.
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Holly
A dog is not just for Christmas.
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TOYS
Fly me to the moon, Teddy.
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Log
This Festive Log is quite different than you might have experienced.
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Pudding
Our heart’s desire is not always what we should get.
There is a price. This one starts at £850 but becomes even more costly.
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Stuffing
Christmas secrets, like jewels they become uncovered.
Do you really know the people around you? This could be quite jarring.
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Carolling
Christmas is about the children. All of them.
Indulge them with their fantasies and friends. Your only a child once.
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Eggnog
Enjoy a Christmas tradition from long ago.
Eggnog, festive lights and ancient monsters rampaging the land. What’s not to love?
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Chocolate
If you want a sweet escape – this is for you.
Want adventure? Relaxation? A new high? Then this drug is for you.
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Gift
Surprise Gifts! That’s what Christmas is about.
Giving something special to other people who don’t have it. They probably don’t want it either.
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Gravy
Christmas dinner is always good, especially when someone else is cooking.
Gather round and meet your new family. Eat hearty now!
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Gingerbread
Look out it’s the gingerbread man – or men.
What’s he got in his hand? Is that a present for me?
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Crackers
Our government is there to help us. To look after us.
Not bleed us dry. This corruption comes right from the top.
Happy New Year.
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Candle
Lights on the tree, lights in the sky.
Everyone all over the universe enjoys a Christmas feast.
This is a Christmas dish that you won’t want to be part of.
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Family
Traditions are important.
There is no stopping some people if they want to practice them.
Voodoo anyone?
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Bells
Sanctuary. An oasis in a flood.
A psycho. Dry clothes. Warmth and a welcome.
Wait..what was that? A psycho!!!!
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Krampus
Krampus comes just once a year.
Lock up your naughty children as he’ll Ho Ho Hoist them away.
It’s all part of the service. He wishes you a very Merry Christmas.
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I can only say its been waited for, anticipating more horror more laughter.