Advent Calendar
Twenty Five Festive Tales with a Dark Theme to get you in the mood for Christmas
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Pudding
Our heart’s desire is not always what we should get.
There is a price. This one starts at £850 but becomes even more costly.
Stuffing
Christmas secrets, like jewels they become uncovered.
Do you really know the people around you? This could be quite jarring.
Carolling
Christmas is about the children. All of them.
Indulge them with their fantasies and friends. Your only a child once.
Eggnog
Enjoy a Christmas tradition from long ago.
Eggnog, festive lights and ancient monsters rampaging the land. What’s not to love?
Chocolate
If you want a sweet escape – this is for you.
Want adventure? Relaxation? A new high? Then this drug is for you.
Gift
Surprise Gifts! That’s what Christmas is about.
Giving something special to other people who don’t have it. They probably don’t want it either.
Gravy
Christmas dinner is always good, especially when someone else is cooking.
Gather round and meet your new family. Eat hearty now!
Gingerbread
Look out it’s the gingerbread man – or men.
What’s he got in his hand? Is that a present for me?
Crackers
Our government is there to help us. To look after us.
Not bleed us dry. This corruption comes right from the top.
Happy New Year.
Candle
Lights on the tree, lights in the sky.
Everyone all over the universe enjoys a Christmas feast.
This is a Christmas dish that you won’t want to be part of.
Family
Traditions are important.
There is no stopping some people if they want to practice them.
Voodoo anyone?
Bells
Sanctuary. An oasis in a flood.
A psycho. Dry clothes. Warmth and a welcome.
Wait..what was that? A psycho!!!!
Krampus
Krampus comes just once a year.
Lock up your naughty children as he’ll Ho Ho Hoist them away.
It’s all part of the service. He wishes you a very Merry Christmas.
