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Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree – stop killing me.
Isn’t nature beautiful?
The growth, blossoming and beauty of an elegant tree is a thing to behold.
Just keep your wits about you with this one.
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Our heart’s desire is not always what we should get.
There is a price. This one starts at £850 but becomes even more costly.
Christmas secrets, like jewels they become uncovered.
Do you really know the people around you? This could be quite jarring.
Christmas is about the children. All of them.
Indulge them with their fantasies and friends. Your only a child once.
Enjoy a Christmas tradition from long ago.
Eggnog, festive lights and ancient monsters rampaging the land. What’s not to love?
If you want a sweet escape – this is for you.
Want adventure? Relaxation? A new high? Then this drug is for you.
Surprise Gifts! That’s what Christmas is about.
Giving something special to other people who don’t have it. They probably don’t want it either.
Christmas dinner is always good, especially when someone else is cooking.
Gather round and meet your new family. Eat hearty now!
Look out it’s the gingerbread man – or men.
What’s he got in his hand? Is that a present for me?
Our government is there to help us. To look after us.
Not bleed us dry. This corruption comes right from the top.
Happy New Year.
Lights on the tree, lights in the sky.
Everyone all over the universe enjoys a Christmas feast.
This is a Christmas dish that you won’t want to be part of.
Traditions are important.
There is no stopping some people if they want to practice them.
Voodoo anyone?
Sanctuary. An oasis in a flood.
A psycho. Dry clothes. Warmth and a welcome.
Wait..what was that? A psycho!!!!
Krampus comes just once a year.
Lock up your naughty children as he’ll Ho Ho Hoist them away.
It’s all part of the service. He wishes you a very Merry Christmas.
