I bet you think I have been sleeping…​

Its done, Book Three of the Saddleworth Vampire Series has now been uploaded to Amazon and should be available in 72 hours.

To try to make it perfect we have run it through two checks – here are some stats to give you an idea of the work involved.

10,664,961 words checked

8,437 uniques words used

51,391 alerts checked

99% more productive than most Grammarly users.

97% more accurate than most Grammarly users.

99% more unique words than most Grammarly users.

On top of that, we have used three programs to try and get the best pictures into the ebook and the paperback.

The new novel is a whopper and I really hope you enjoy it, as you can see above, I am not taking this lightly and have spent a lot of time trying to get this as great an experience as I could. All this and a new puppy and an ill cat as well!

The pitch for the new book is as follows:

‘As our friends journey back to Friarmere on a rescue mission, the ‘stakes’ are raised once more.

Mysterious fires, an unknown breach and the riddle of the crispy seaweed must be solved. Help will come. But it’s never enough.

Friends become enemies and what’s more surprising to them, enemies become friends.

In Book 3 of The Saddleworth Vampire Series, Michael’s husbandry knows no bounds, The Band reform and we discover the sinister secret between Norman and Anne.

Bob unknowingly finds a game changer. Now luck is on their side.

They are in the bushes, in the trees – they are outside your door.

From hideout to hideout, our heroes must battle with hunger, vampires, caffeine deprivation, match girls and flatulence. Only through ‘Honest Toil’ will they conquer their many foes.’

To round this post off, here is a concept art image

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