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Do you want to build a snowman? Perhaps not …
Everyone wants to look their best at Christmas – and forever.
Christmas elves can be such fun. Drink up to keep the chill away.
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree – stop killing me.
A festive staple the mince pie – these are just irresistible.
Granny has been so generous this year.
It’s so heartwarming when a long lost relative comes to visit at Christmas.
He’s big, and he’s beautiful. And perhaps … brighter than you think.
Old and new friends can party hard in this desolate mansion.
A dog is not just for Christmas.
Fly me to the moon, Teddy.
This Festive Log is quite different than you might have experienced.
Our heart’s desire is not always what we should get.
There is a price. This one starts at £850 but becomes even more costly.
Christmas secrets, like jewels they become uncovered.
Do you really know the people around you? This could be quite jarring.
Christmas is about the children. All of them.
Indulge them with their fantasies and friends. Your only a child once.
Enjoy a Christmas tradition from long ago.
Eggnog, festive lights and ancient monsters rampaging the land. What’s not to love?
If you want a sweet escape – this is for you.
Want adventure? Relaxation? A new high? Then this drug is for you.
Surprise Gifts! That’s what Christmas is about.
Giving something special to other people who don’t have it. They probably don’t want it either.
Christmas dinner is always good, especially when someone else is cooking.
Gather round and meet your new family. Eat hearty now!
Look out it’s the gingerbread man – or men.
What’s he got in his hand? Is that a present for me?
Our government is there to help us. To look after us.
Not bleed us dry. This corruption comes right from the top.
Happy New Year.
Lights on the tree, lights in the sky.
Everyone all over the universe enjoys a Christmas feast.
This is a Christmas dish that you won’t want to be part of.
Traditions are important.
There is no stopping some people if they want to practice them.
Sanctuary. An oasis in a flood.
A psycho. Dry clothes. Warmth and a welcome.
Wait..what was that? A psycho!!!!
Krampus comes just once a year.
Lock up your naughty children as he’ll Ho Ho Hoist them away.
It’s all part of the service. He wishes you a very Merry Christmas.